Waitress -- B

When watching a film that is directed by the same person who wrote it, I sometimes wonder if and how the film would have benefitted from bringing in someone else to do the directing (The Final Cut comes to mind).

Such was the case with Waitress. It's a good movie, perhaps even very good. But not great.

The longer the movie went on, the less believable I found Keri Russell's character. I believed that she would simply stand up for herself (compare her boldness with her doctor and Old Joe with her timidity with her husband).

My good friend Taran has a thoughtful review of the high and low points of the film (warning, he totally gives away the ending in the fifth paragraph, so you might want to skip over it). I agree with the points he raises, but I think I would still recommend the movie.

Built to Last?

Wednesday morning as I'm putting on my shoes one of the laces breaks. Frustrating, yes. But in the grand scheme of things not that big a deal. I wore other shoes.

Later in the day I remembered that I purchased the shoes in January 1998. Hmm. 10 years. I guess that's not so bad for a shoe lace.

Some Good Weather News

I know that I sometimes bellyache about the weather, so I thought I'd post a bit of good news. Today's Tribune reports "93% of the city's subfreezing highs typically behind us by this date."

Well, I guess that's something.


PS -- I just noticed this is my 100th post here. I'm a little surprised. I thought I had written more. Guess not.

Live Free or Die Hard -- B-

Completely preposterous yet highly entertaining.

Fracture -- D-

It's like a Lifetime movie with high production values. The big plot twist seemed pretty obvious. The relationship between Ryan Gosling's character and his boss defies logic. There were a couple of humorous lines of dialog, but otherwise just terrible.

Oh, and all of the worry in the "pulling the plug" scene was completely preposterous. Clearly the medical staff was conducting several tests to confirm that the woman met the criteria for brain death. This happens every day and is not controversial. Except in lame made-for-TV movies.

The Heartbreak Kid -- D-

Staring Ben and Jerry Stiller, this looked promising (once I determined that it was not Along Came Polly, although it may be a lamer and crasser version of the same script -- they share a few plot points). Sadly, it turned out to be, well, a lamer and crasser version of Along Came Polly.

Avoid it.

Veronica Mars -- B+

Another TV suggestion to tide you over until new stuff arrives . . .

Even I'm surprised that I enjoyed this. I don't think I exactly fit the target demographic for a show about a snarky teen detective drama. It was recommended by a good friend who is equally outside the target demo.

That said, the show is mostly successful at telling both an overarching season-long mystery as well as episode-by-episode mysteries. Much better than you might expect from a lesser known network.

Rent the first disk and see what you think.

Sports Night -- A

Although the strike is over, it will still be a few weeks before new episodes shows are back on. I have a few ideas for filling the time.

I was sad when Sports Night was canceled, and I was sad when we'd worked all the way through the DVDs and none were left. A great cast, great acting, great dialogue, great characters. The look is a little dated, but frankly that just adds a layer of enjoyment watching it now.

Juno -- A+

It's likely that you've heard quite a bit about this movie so there's little need for me to add to it. Go see it. You'll enjoy it.

Mr. Brooks -- B

And now back to our regularly scheduled topic . . .

I'm tempted to give Mr. Brooks an A based solely on the fact that a late third-act surprise made PoMonkey scream out loud.

Otherwise we both enjoyed it. Sure, Costner is in some scenes a good bit beyond his acting abilities, and a few of the plot points are quite improbable. But I couldn't figure out how it was going to end. Would he get caught? Would he get away? What?

It also didn't hurt that it was filmed in the town where I lived for 22 years, and it was fun figuring out where the various locations are.

I can't say I highly recommend it because it is a bit violent (and PoMonkey couldn't sleep after watching it). He is a serial killer, after all.

Obedience School, Week 8 -- Graduation

This could also be titled, "The World's Most Overdue Post"

As you may know, The Eliminator graduated from Obedience School in December. The actual evening was very snowy, so only Reese (Paris Hilton's Vizsla), the crazy dog (who in truth is much less crazy these days), and The Eliminator were there.

The FINAL EXAM!!!! consisted of the following:

• Watch me
  
• Sit
  
• Lay
  
• Leave it & Take it
  
• Stay
  
• Come when called
  
• Trick of your choice
  

The Eliminator went first, and succeeded at all of the tasks as Kirsten the Trainer called them out. Reese and Formerly Crazy also succeeded, and everyone got their diploma.

By far, the most noteworthy event of the night came at the very end. As a special graduation treat, Kirsten the Trainer brought in servings of safe-for-doggies ice cream (who knew?) for each graduate. Reese and The Eliminator quickly lapped theirs up, but Formerly Crazy dog simply wasn't interested. She gave the ice cream a brief sniff and walked away.

Her human unit suggested that one of the other canines might want it, and someone (Paris, perhaps) suggested that Reese and The Eliminator share it. I was a bit uncertain about having two dogs try to eat ice cream out of the same bowl, but they were both on leashes so we approached carefully.

The two dogs began lapping at the ice cream, seeming to ignore each other. Reese, who I may have mentioned is easily distracted, soon got distracted and turned away. The Eliminator promptly grabbed the edge of the bowl in her teeth and took several quick steps to the other side of the room. When she'd gotten far enough from Reese, she set the bowl down and began lapping her newly liberated ice cream. Reese turned back to find, well, nothing.

I hadn't laughed that hard in a long time.

Obedience school was a great experience. The fact that The Eliminator is only slightly more well behaved is due in large part to the fact that she was already very well behaved (which we cannot take any responsibility for -- she came that way). What we learned was how to reinforce and build on her good behavior.

I'm sure we'll take the next class, and I'm sure I'll write about it here.

Posting Slowdown: My Current Excuse (and other random thoughts)

Layering and delayering to go out in the snow. For me: hat, scarf, sweatshirt, down coat, waterproof shell, boots, and YakTrax. For The Eliminator: coat and Muttluks.



Also, we've given up on taking the bus to work. Bus service is simply too unpredictable. Some days we'd spend 20-30 minutes standing (freezing) at the bus stop. It takes about 30 minutes to walk, and walking is warmer. So we're now spending about an hour a day commuting. The upside is that walking a mile and a half to work and a mile and a half home every day is improving our health, slowly but surely.

On a related note, I've figured out that the most preposterous element of Stranger than Fiction is the idea that a Chicago city bus could be relied upon to arrive at your nearby bus stop at a particular time each day.

PoMonkey has had NBC's Clash of the Choirs on the past couple of nights. While this isn't really my thing, I'll have to say that I'm impressed at the contrast with American Idol, particularly in the panel of judges. In short, it's refreshing to see a group of people who are encouraging and uplifting one another, even those against whom they're competing.

Another thing I'm definitely not complaining about: we haven't turned on our heat yet. Yes we've had more than a foot of snow, single digit temps, and even lower wind chills, but living on the third floor and having a wall of south-facing windows does a great job of keeping the condo warm. I'm not even sure it's gotten below 70 in our unit. I worked from home today and it hit 77 inside around 2:00.

So that's what new with MrG. Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Obedience School, Weeks 6 and 7

Well, I’ve gotten a bit behind on Obedience School updates, so I’ll combine the updates for weeks 6 and 7

Week 6 is trick week! We learned (how to learn) three tricks: Three Card Monte, Shake, and Rollover.

Three Card Monte is simply a variation on leave it/take it. Once the dog has learned not to immediately take a treat that’s in front of her or him, the human unit first places a treat on the floor in front of the dog, then adds more treats. Ideally, the dog takes whatever treat you point at.

The Eliminator does OK at Three Card Monte, particularly if I quickly gather the treats she’s not supposed to take.

Shake works on the theory that most dogs will bat at a treat that is held in front of them. When the paw comes up, the human unit grabs it, shakes it, and shovels the treat into the dog. Most of the class participants confirmed the theory. The Eliminator, however, does not. She just sits there looking at me. I'm guessing that one day she'll just start doing it, so practice, practice, practice.

To make a dog rollover, you first have them lay, then entice them to roll in the direction they’re leaning (as dogs generally lay with one back leg more under their body and the other leg to one side). By holding a treat just under the dog's nose and moving it so that they have to turn their head and, well, rollover to get the treat, they’ll eventually roll.

All of the dogs seemed pretty equally matched (inept) on this one, except for Roxie the tiny Shitzu, whose human unit had worked with her on it previously.

Week 7 was simply a review of each of the things we’ve learned in preparation for, as the handout has it, FINAL EXAM!!!!

License to Wed – F

Truly awful. Avoid it.

Obedience School, Week 5

Not much to report this week. It’s mostly review and practice (and more practice). The only two things worth noting are (1) I’ve finally learned that the Vizsla’s name is Reese, as in Reese’s peanut butter cups (pronounced ree-see). I was able to learn this because only Olive, Reese, and The Eliminator were in attendance this week.

(2) Remember last week’s epiphany about rewarding every single act of obedience with both a treat and praise? At 3:00 the morning after our practice and more practice class, The Eliminator barfed up all of the Cheerios we given in reward. We’re rethinking rewards.

Next week: trick week.

New Stem Cell News

As you may know, MrG is associated with people who know people who know stuff about all the stem cell and bioethics goings on we hear so much about these days. MrG checked with his people so that he could let you know the low down on the newest news.

MrG’s sources report that it’s good, good, good news. Perhaps MrG’s friends at one of the big family research council groups captured it best: No Embryos, No Cloning, No Eggs--No Problem!

People who tend to get it right on these issues, IMHO, include these people, this guy, these people, and, frankly, this guy.

I’m a Winner

The social committee for our condo building threw a get acquainted party yesterday afternoon at a nearby eatery/hangout. One of the drawing cards was the promise of a raffle, with the caveat that you must be present to win.

My raffle ticket was 035.

I won a gallon of BBQ sauce, a Chicago Tribune tote bag, key chain, and a lighted message fan -- SUBSCRIBER . . . ADVANTAGE . . . FANATIC . . .

A gallon . . . 126 servings . . . 9.5 pounds . . . of Cattlemen’s Smokey Barbecue Sauce . . . “It’s great straight from the jug!”

So send in your recipes that call for BBQ sauce. I only have until July 25, 2008.

Obedience School, Week 4

To make up for missing week three, we got to class 30 minutes early. PoMonkey talked with Kirsten the Trainer late last week, and she told us that if we could come in early she would go over the information we missed. Over the course of the half hour, as our classmates came in, it became clear that we were not the only ones to miss last week. In fact, only the Vizsla and the crazy dog were there for week three.

Olive, for example, came down with an eye infection, and the vet ordered her not to have contact with other dogs. Perhaps it was the ensuing loneliness that drove Olive to eat a pair of underwear necessitating a visit to the canine emergency room late in the week.

The improved student-teacher ratio seemed to be a big help for the two who did attend week three. The crazy dog seems much, much, less crazy, and the Vizsla got a new harness to help cut down on the pulling. It’s a contraption that loops around the front legs in such a way that as the dog pulls harder, the harness presses on the front legs, eventually collapsing them. It seemed to help.

If we had been there for week three we would have learned about:

• Loose leash walking with sit
• Socialization
• Take it & leave it
• Drop it
• Down

In week four, we learned to combine loose leash walking with take it & leave it, come when called, and stay.

At some point during the evening, I realized that during the training phase, every single act of obedience must be rewarded with both a treat and praise. Even as I fully realized it, I remembered being told it in week one. For whatever reason, I’ve been trying to use only occasional treats (but praising each obedience), so we haven’t been progressing as quickly as we might.

Week three’s drama involved bull(y)dog Duke. He and his human unit were sitting between the Shitzu and the crazy dog, and Duke snarled, growled, and barked at each of them in turn. The Shitzu is maybe 10% of Duke’s size, but always stands her ground. Crazy dog can only be distracted for so long before beginning to bark. And bark and bark and bark. This requires major intervention: treats all around, distraction techniques, physically blocking the dogs from seeing each other, etc.

About half way through the class, Duke and his human unit crossed the room to the water dish, as all of Duke’s snarling, growling, barking, etc. had left him parched. After lapping up a bit of water, Duke couldn’t resist the chance to snarl at Olive, who was closest to the water bowl (and three times his size). Not one to put up with such nonsense, Olive slapped at Duke, cutting his snout.

Olive’s human units apologized profusely, while Duke’s human unit insisted that the fault lay entirely with Duke. While Duke went out to get some salve for his snout, we continued with class, practicing our commands.

It turned out that Duke’s injury wasn’t too bad, but he didn’t return until class was ending. Duke’s human talked with Kirsten the Trainer about the possibility of transferring to a class with fewer opportunities for domination students.

So we're half way through beginner education. Time for mid-term evaluation. Here’s how I think The Eliminator’s doing:

• Watch me: more easily distracted than I’d like, but probably about where we should be at this point
  
• Potty Training: no problems at all (thankfully). Whoever had her before did all of the work on this (thanks again).
• Crate: just within the last week The Eliminator has started to go in on command. It may help that we now provide her with a frozen, applesauce filled KONG each day after she gets in the crate.
• Loose leash walking: The Eliminator walks on a loose leash when she wants to, which thankfully is most of the time. But this needs more work.
• Sit: she sits almost all of the time that we ask, but every once in a while she resists, mostly when we’re outside. And sometimes she sits when we’re trying to do something else.
• Loose leash walking with sit: I realized today that I haven’t worked with The Eliminator enough on this. PoMonkey has emphasized this more on her walks.
• Socialization: needs improvement. She tends to lunge at other dogs (often crouching low to the ground and swinging wide of them in some sort of flanking maneuver), and a few humans. For about 1/3 of the humans she meets, she growls and barks. Another 1/3 are fine, and 1/3 she ignores. We can’t discern any pattern to the humans.
• Take it & leave it: The Eliminator is doing very well at this, but we’ve worked on it more, and it always involves a treat (the take it).
• Drop it: The Eliminator does well with this, and it seems like something else someone previously put some time into.
• Down (lay): as long as there’s a treat, she not only lays down, but actually dives for the floor. There is often a loud thump as her front elbows hit the hardwood floor. I haven’t gotten it to work without a treat yet.
• Stay: I’d guess she’s right where she needs to be on this. Not perfect, but definitely coming along. We can get six or eight feet away without problem, most of the time.
• Combining loose leash walking with take it & leave it: Hmmm, haven’t tried this one, and in fact I’m just seeing it on the handout.
• Come when called: She does pretty good with this, but it’s going to take some work to get where we need to be with it.

To be halfway through, I'm fairly pleased with where we are. I've goofed a bit with the treat thing, and we did miss a week of class. But now that I’ve (re)learned that I need to use more treats and refreshed my memory about what we need to be working on, I suspect we will quickly make up the lost ground.

Car Shopping (Updated)

After much research, we set out for a (somewhat) nearby car dealer. Our research indicated that the car that best met our priorities was the Scion xD. In addition, Scion advertises itself as “no haggle,” offering what it calls “Pure Price,” eliminating one of the things that MrG hates most about car shopping.

Pure Price does not eliminate the haggling over the trade in.

We arrived at the dealership and were accosted greeted by a salesman. He connected us with a Scion Specialist, who took our basic info, then pressed us to commit to completing a sale today.

I assured him that if we could make all of the numbers work, we would be buying.

We tuned over the keys to our SUV for an appraisal, and the Scion specialist took us to the lot to look over their inventory and choose one for a test drive. As it turned out it wasn’t too difficult to make a selection.

They had only one xD on the lot.

It was silver with automatic transmission (perfect), with black cloth interior (acceptable), and the single optional add-on of traction control (might be useful).

We went for a drive. The car handled well and rode okay, although it was a bit rougher than I expected. Road noise was a bit more than I expected too. But it’s a small car, and the reviews rate it good in its class.

So when we returned to the dealer, we were eager to hear what the appraiser had to say about our trade.

1/3 of what I expected.

It seemed clear that we were not going to reach a deal.

Was it extreme negotiating? Incompetence on the part of the appraiser? An attempt to take advantage of someone who might not know what his car is worth? A get lost?

I don’t know and honestly I don’t care. It was clear that we weren’t going to reach an agreement. I asked for the keys back three or four times before they were handed over so that we could leave.

We went to another, truly no haggle (but used only) dealership, who presented us with a written offer—good for seven days—for about half of what I originally expected. It’s possible that my research is suspect, but more likely that there simply isn’t much of a market for used SUVs, at least in the city of $3.20 gas.

So we’re rethinking our priorities and our options.

I’ll keep you posted.

UPDATE: the Scion Specialist called back and offered 80% of what I expected to receive on the trade. However, the offer was via a “friend at a competing dealership.” I’m not sure what’s going on, and it doesn’t mater. We’re not in a position where we must change vehicles, so I’m not inclined to accept this offer.

More Soon

On Wednesday MrG finally got sick enough to go to the doctor for the first time since 2003 or 2004. This marks him as very healthy, very foolish, clueless about preventative medicine, or some combination.

Anyway, two prescriptions, a sheet full of homeopathic recommendations, and two solid days of rest and MrG is feeling quite a bit better. And he’s way behind at work.

All that to say, MrG is planning to write and post an obedience school update over the weekend.

Also, he’s planning to go car shopping on Saturday. He and PoMonkey have decided the time has come to trade in the SUV for something smaller, easier to drive/park in the city, and better on gas (average Chicago gas price currently $3.20).

MrG loathes car shopping.

Keep him in your prayers.