Mister Ginger's Movie Watching and Other Stuff

Website that may be of interest

2009-08-12T19:27:00.003-05:00

I know I'm not blogging here much, but whoever this guy is, his site may be of interest to you.

On Blogging

2009-03-10T09:16:00.002-05:00

From Christianity Today:

Nearly three years ago, Alan Jacobs wrote in Books and Culture, "Right now, and for the foreseeable future, the blogosphere is the friend of information but the enemy of thought."

I'm probably guilty as charged on that score.

Worth reading the whole thing

Two Things

2008-06-03T20:39:00.001-05:00

Two comments on the video below:
1. Road Trip!
2. This is exactly how PoMonkey and I are going to end up, except that she will be the one continually giving up space to my growing collection of books.

Not sure how to title this one

2008-04-25T17:38:00.003-05:00

The Cloud Appreciation Society - "we love clouds, we’re not ashamed to say it and we’ve had enough of people moaning about them."

Be sure to check out the gallery.

Different

Turtle Man

2008-04-16T10:21:00.003-05:00

Does this cause orchid fever or is it the result of it?

MrG's NCAA Bracket

2008-04-08T19:17:00.003-05:00

I scored 81.

The winning score was 177.

That puts me in 270,063rd place.

Based on what I know about and how closely I follow sports, that sounds about right.

Chalk -- B

2008-03-26T16:22:00.001-05:00

I can't remember how I became aware of this film, but I popped it into the Blockbuster queue and soon it arrived.

Think The Office, but substitute your high-school for Dunder Mifflin.

Clearly they didn't have a lot of money, but they did have great affection for teachers and teaching. And actual life experience. PoMonkey, being a former teacher, absolutely loved it.

Hot Fuzz -- C- Shaun of the Dead -- C+

2008-03-26T16:20:00.000-05:00

Who would have thought that Shaun of the Dead is better than Hot Fuzz? The former relies heavily on "inside" jokes that are unfamiliar to US audiences, which isn't necessarily a criticism, but certainly is an observation. It definitely has its funny moments, but it drags on a bit long.

Hot Fuzz, on the other hand, has few funny moments, and also drags on too long. Other complaints: the quick-cut editing was a cheap effort to ape Madonna's husband's style, and it's a bit bloody.

Or maybe I just don't appreciate British cinema.

Waitress -- B

2008-03-14T17:13:00.001-05:00

When watching a film that is directed by the same person who wrote it, I sometimes wonder if and how the film would have benefitted from bringing in someone else to do the directing (The Final Cut comes to mind).

Such was the case with Waitress. It's a good movie, perhaps even very good. But not great.

The longer the movie went on, the less believable I found Keri Russell's character. I believed that she would simply stand up for herself (compare her boldness with her doctor and Old Joe with her timidity with her husband).

My good friend Taran has a thoughtful review of the high and low points of the film (warning, he totally gives away the ending in the fifth paragraph, so you might want to skip over it). I agree with the points he raises, but I think I would still recommend the movie.

Built to Last?

2008-03-14T17:09:00.001-05:00

Wednesday morning as I'm putting on my shoes one of the laces breaks. Frustrating, yes. But in the grand scheme of things not that big a deal. I wore other shoes.

Later in the day I remembered that I purchased the shoes in January 1998. Hmm. 10 years. I guess that's not so bad for a shoe lace.

Some Good Weather News

2008-03-04T13:31:00.001-06:00

I know that I sometimes bellyache about the weather, so I thought I'd post a bit of good news. Today's Tribune reports "93% of the city's subfreezing highs typically behind us by this date."

Well, I guess that's something.

PS -- I just noticed this is my 100th post here. I'm a little surprised. I thought I had written more. Guess not.

Live Free or Die Hard -- B-

2008-03-03T19:43:00.000-06:00

Completely preposterous yet highly entertaining.

Fracture -- D-

2008-03-03T19:41:00.002-06:00

It's like a Lifetime movie with high production values. The big plot twist seemed pretty obvious. The relationship between Ryan Gosling's character and his boss defies logic. There were a couple of humorous lines of dialog, but otherwise just terrible.

Oh, and all of the worry in the "pulling the plug" scene was completely preposterous. Clearly the medical staff was conducting several tests to confirm that the woman met the criteria for brain death. This happens every day and is not controversial. Except in lame made-for-TV movies.

The Heartbreak Kid -- D-

2008-02-26T20:37:00.001-06:00

Staring Ben and Jerry Stiller, this looked promising (once I determined that it was not Along Came Polly, although it may be a lamer and crasser version of the same script -- they share a few plot points). Sadly, it turned out to be, well, a lamer and crasser version of Along Came Polly.

Avoid it.

Veronica Mars -- B+

2008-02-21T10:24:00.000-06:00

Another TV suggestion to tide you over until new stuff arrives . . .

Even I'm surprised that I enjoyed this. I don't think I exactly fit the target demographic for a show about a snarky teen detective drama. It was recommended by a good friend who is equally outside the target demo.

That said, the show is mostly successful at telling both an overarching season-long mystery as well as episode-by-episode mysteries. Much better than you might expect from a lesser known network.

Rent the first disk and see what you think.

Sports Night -- A

2008-02-14T21:10:00.000-06:00

Although the strike is over, it will still be a few weeks before new episodes shows are back on. I have a few ideas for filling the time.

I was sad when Sports Night was canceled, and I was sad when we'd worked all the way through the DVDs and none were left. A great cast, great acting, great dialogue, great characters. The look is a little dated, but frankly that just adds a layer of enjoyment watching it now.

Juno -- A+

2008-02-11T12:59:00.000-06:00

It's likely that you've heard quite a bit about this movie so there's little need for me to add to it. Go see it. You'll enjoy it.

Mr. Brooks -- B

2008-02-05T23:02:00.000-06:00

And now back to our regularly scheduled topic . . .

I'm tempted to give Mr. Brooks an A based solely on the fact that a late third-act surprise made PoMonkey scream out loud.

Otherwise we both enjoyed it. Sure, Costner is in some scenes a good bit beyond his acting abilities, and a few of the plot points are quite improbable. But I couldn't figure out how it was going to end. Would he get caught? Would he get away? What?

It also didn't hurt that it was filmed in the town where I lived for 22 years, and it was fun figuring out where the various locations are.

I can't say I highly recommend it because it is a bit violent (and PoMonkey couldn't sleep after watching it). He is a serial killer, after all.

Obedience School, Week 8 -- Graduation

2008-01-12T23:02:00.000-06:00

This could also be titled, "The World's Most Overdue Post"

As you may know, The Eliminator graduated from Obedience School in December. The actual evening was very snowy, so only Reese (Paris Hilton's Vizsla), the crazy dog (who in truth is much less crazy these days), and The Eliminator were there.

The FINAL EXAM!!!! consisted of the following:

Watch me
Sit
Lay
Leave it & Take it
Stay
Come when called
Trick of your choice

The Eliminator went first, and succeeded at all of the tasks as Kirsten the Trainer called them out. Reese and Formerly Crazy also succeeded, and everyone got their diploma.

By far, the most noteworthy event of the night came at the very end. As a special graduation treat, Kirsten the Trainer brought in servings of safe-for-doggies ice cream (who knew?) for each graduate. Reese and The Eliminator quickly lapped theirs up, but Formerly Crazy dog simply wasn't interested. She gave the ice cream a brief sniff and walked away.

Her human unit suggested that one of the other canines might want it, and someone (Paris, perhaps) suggested that Reese and The Eliminator share it. I was a bit uncertain about having two dogs try to eat ice cream out of the same bowl, but they were both on leashes so we approached carefully.

The two dogs began lapping at the ice cream, seeming to ignore each other. Reese, who I may have mentioned is easily distracted, soon got distracted and turned away. The Eliminator promptly grabbed the edge of the bowl in her teeth and took several quick steps to the other side of the room. When she'd gotten far enough from Reese, she set the bowl down and began lapping her newly liberated ice cream. Reese turned back to find, well, nothing.

I hadn't laughed that hard in a long time.

Obedience school was a great experience. The fact that The Eliminator is only slightly more well behaved is due in large part to the fact that she was already very well behaved (which we cannot take any responsibility for -- she came that way). What we learned was how to reinforce and build on her good behavior.

I'm sure we'll take the next class, and I'm sure I'll write about it here.

Posting Slowdown: My Current Excuse (and other random thoughts)

2007-12-20T08:28:00.000-06:00

Layering and delayering to go out in the snow. For me: hat, scarf, sweatshirt, down coat, waterproof shell, boots, and YakTrax. For The Eliminator: coat and Muttluks.

Also, we've given up on taking the bus to work. Bus service is simply too unpredictable. Some days we'd spend 20-30 minutes standing (freezing) at the bus stop. It takes about 30 minutes to walk, and walking is warmer. So we're now spending about an hour a day commuting. The upside is that walking a mile and a half to work and a mile and a half home every day is improving our health, slowly but surely.

On a related note, I've figured out that the most preposterous element of Stranger than Fiction is the idea that a Chicago city bus could be relied upon to arrive at your nearby bus stop at a particular time each day.

PoMonkey has had NBC's Clash of the Choirs on the past couple of nights. While this isn't really my thing, I'll have to say that I'm impressed at the contrast with American Idol, particularly in the panel of judges. In short, it's refreshing to see a group of people who are encouraging and uplifting one another, even those against whom they're competing.

Another thing I'm definitely not complaining about: we haven't turned on our heat yet. Yes we've had more than a foot of snow, single digit temps, and even lower wind chills, but living on the third floor and having a wall of south-facing windows does a great job of keeping the condo warm. I'm not even sure it's gotten below 70 in our unit. I worked from home today and it hit 77 inside around 2:00.

So that's what new with MrG. Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Obedience School, Weeks 6 and 7

2007-12-13T21:54:00.000-06:00

Well, I’ve gotten a bit behind on Obedience School updates, so I’ll combine the updates for weeks 6 and 7

Week 6 is trick week! We learned (how to learn) three tricks: Three Card Monte, Shake, and Rollover.

Three Card Monte is simply a variation on leave it/take it. Once the dog has learned not to immediately take a treat that’s in front of her or him, the human unit first places a treat on the floor in front of the dog, then adds more treats. Ideally, the dog takes whatever treat you point at.

The Eliminator does OK at Three Card Monte, particularly if I quickly gather the treats she’s not supposed to take.

Shake works on the theory that most dogs will bat at a treat that is held in front of them. When the paw comes up, the human unit grabs it, shakes it, and shovels the treat into the dog. Most of the class participants confirmed the theory. The Eliminator, however, does not. She just sits there looking at me. I'm guessing that one day she'll just start doing it, so practice, practice, practice.

To make a dog rollover, you first have them lay, then entice them to roll in the direction they’re leaning (as dogs generally lay with one back leg more under their body and the other leg to one side). By holding a treat just under the dog's nose and moving it so that they have to turn their head and, well, rollover to get the treat, they’ll eventually roll.

All of the dogs seemed pretty equally matched (inept) on this one, except for Roxie the tiny Shitzu, whose human unit had worked with her on it previously.

Week 7 was simply a review of each of the things we’ve learned in preparation for, as the handout has it, FINAL EXAM!!!!

License to Wed – F

2007-12-04T06:45:00.001-06:00

Truly awful. Avoid it.

Obedience School, Week 5

2007-11-26T13:54:00.000-06:00

Not much to report this week. It’s mostly review and practice (and more practice). The only two things worth noting are (1) I’ve finally learned that the Vizsla’s name is Reese, as in Reese’s peanut butter cups (pronounced ree-see). I was able to learn this because only Olive, Reese, and The Eliminator were in attendance this week.

(2) Remember last week’s epiphany about rewarding every single act of obedience with both a treat and praise? At 3:00 the morning after our practice and more practice class, The Eliminator barfed up all of the Cheerios we given in reward. We’re rethinking rewards.

Next week: trick week.

New Stem Cell News

2007-11-21T09:21:00.000-06:00

As you may know, MrG is associated with people who know people who know stuff about all the stem cell and bioethics goings on we hear so much about these days. MrG checked with his people so that he could let you know the low down on the newest news.

MrG’s sources report that it’s good, good, good news. Perhaps MrG’s friends at one of the big family research council groups captured it best: No Embryos, No Cloning, No Eggs--No Problem!

People who tend to get it right on these issues, IMHO, include these people, this guy, these people, and, frankly, this guy.

I’m a Winner

2007-11-19T20:47:00.000-06:00

The social committee for our condo building threw a get acquainted party yesterday afternoon at a nearby eatery/hangout. One of the drawing cards was the promise of a raffle, with the caveat that you must be present to win.

My raffle ticket was 035.

I won a gallon of BBQ sauce, a Chicago Tribune tote bag, key chain, and a lighted message fan -- SUBSCRIBER . . . ADVANTAGE . . . FANATIC . . .

A gallon . . . 126 servings . . . 9.5 pounds . . . of Cattlemen’s Smokey Barbecue Sauce . . . “It’s great straight from the jug!”

So send in your recipes that call for BBQ sauce. I only have until July 25, 2008.

Obedience School, Week 4

2007-11-14T06:36:00.000-06:00

To make up for missing week three, we got to class 30 minutes early. PoMonkey talked with Kirsten the Trainer late last week, and she told us that if we could come in early she would go over the information we missed. Over the course of the half hour, as our classmates came in, it became clear that we were not the only ones to miss last week. In fact, only the Vizsla and the crazy dog were there for week three.

Olive, for example, came down with an eye infection, and the vet ordered her not to have contact with other dogs. Perhaps it was the ensuing loneliness that drove Olive to eat a pair of underwear necessitating a visit to the canine emergency room late in the week.

The improved student-teacher ratio seemed to be a big help for the two who did attend week three. The crazy dog seems much, much, less crazy, and the Vizsla got a new harness to help cut down on the pulling. It’s a contraption that loops around the front legs in such a way that as the dog pulls harder, the harness presses on the front legs, eventually collapsing them. It seemed to help.

If we had been there for week three we would have learned about:

Loose leash walking with sit
Socialization
Take it & leave it
Drop it
Down

In week four, we learned to combine loose leash walking with take it & leave it, come when called, and stay.

At some point during the evening, I realized that during the training phase, every single act of obedience must be rewarded with both a treat and praise. Even as I fully realized it, I remembered being told it in week one. For whatever reason, I’ve been trying to use only occasional treats (but praising each obedience), so we haven’t been progressing as quickly as we might.

Week three’s drama involved bull(y)dog Duke. He and his human unit were sitting between the Shitzu and the crazy dog, and Duke snarled, growled, and barked at each of them in turn. The Shitzu is maybe 10% of Duke’s size, but always stands her ground. Crazy dog can only be distracted for so long before beginning to bark. And bark and bark and bark. This requires major intervention: treats all around, distraction techniques, physically blocking the dogs from seeing each other, etc.

About half way through the class, Duke and his human unit crossed the room to the water dish, as all of Duke’s snarling, growling, barking, etc. had left him parched. After lapping up a bit of water, Duke couldn’t resist the chance to snarl at Olive, who was closest to the water bowl (and three times his size). Not one to put up with such nonsense, Olive slapped at Duke, cutting his snout.

Olive’s human units apologized profusely, while Duke’s human unit insisted that the fault lay entirely with Duke. While Duke went out to get some salve for his snout, we continued with class, practicing our commands.

It turned out that Duke’s injury wasn’t too bad, but he didn’t return until class was ending. Duke’s human talked with Kirsten the Trainer about the possibility of transferring to a class with fewer ~~opportunities for domination~~ students.

So we're half way through beginner education. Time for mid-term evaluation. Here’s how I think The Eliminator’s doing:

Watch me: more easily distracted than I’d like, but probably about where we should be at this point
Potty Training: no problems at all (thankfully). Whoever had her before did all of the work on this (thanks again).
Crate: just within the last week The Eliminator has started to go in on command. It may help that we now provide her with a frozen, applesauce filled KONG each day after she gets in the crate.
Loose leash walking: The Eliminator walks on a loose leash when she wants to, which thankfully is most of the time. But this needs more work.
Sit: she sits almost all of the time that we ask, but every once in a while she resists, mostly when we’re outside. And sometimes she sits when we’re trying to do something else.
Loose leash walking with sit: I realized today that I haven’t worked with The Eliminator enough on this. PoMonkey has emphasized this more on her walks.
Socialization: needs improvement. She tends to lunge at other dogs (often crouching low to the ground and swinging wide of them in some sort of flanking maneuver), and a few humans. For about 1/3 of the humans she meets, she growls and barks. Another 1/3 are fine, and 1/3 she ignores. We can’t discern any pattern to the humans.
Take it & leave it: The Eliminator is doing very well at this, but we’ve worked on it more, and it always involves a treat (the take it).
Drop it: The Eliminator does well with this, and it seems like something else someone previously put some time into.
Down (lay): as long as there’s a treat, she not only lays down, but actually dives for the floor. There is often a loud thump as her front elbows hit the hardwood floor. I haven’t gotten it to work without a treat yet.
Stay: I’d guess she’s right where she needs to be on this. Not perfect, but definitely coming along. We can get six or eight feet away without problem, most of the time.
Combining loose leash walking with take it & leave it: Hmmm, haven’t tried this one, and in fact I’m just seeing it on the handout.
Come when called: She does pretty good with this, but it’s going to take some work to get where we need to be with it.

To be halfway through, I'm fairly pleased with where we are. I've goofed a bit with the treat thing, and we did miss a week of class. But now that I’ve (re)learned that I need to use more treats and refreshed my memory about what we need to be working on, I suspect we will quickly make up the lost ground.

Car Shopping (Updated)

2007-11-12T21:21:00.000-06:00

After much research, we set out for a (somewhat) nearby car dealer. Our research indicated that the car that best met our priorities was the Scion xD. In addition, Scion advertises itself as “no haggle,” offering what it calls “Pure Price,” eliminating one of the things that MrG hates most about car shopping.

Pure Price does not eliminate the haggling over the trade in.

We arrived at the dealership and were ~~accosted~~ greeted by a salesman. He connected us with a Scion Specialist, who took our basic info, then pressed us to commit to completing a sale today.

I assured him that if we could make all of the numbers work, we would be buying.

We tuned over the keys to our SUV for an appraisal, and the Scion specialist took us to the lot to look over their inventory and choose one for a test drive. As it turned out it wasn’t too difficult to make a selection.

They had only one xD on the lot.

It was silver with automatic transmission (perfect), with black cloth interior (acceptable), and the single optional add-on of traction control (might be useful).

We went for a drive. The car handled well and rode okay, although it was a bit rougher than I expected. Road noise was a bit more than I expected too. But it’s a small car, and the reviews rate it good in its class.

So when we returned to the dealer, we were eager to hear what the appraiser had to say about our trade.

1/3 of what I expected.

It seemed clear that we were not going to reach a deal.

Was it extreme negotiating? Incompetence on the part of the appraiser? An attempt to take advantage of someone who might not know what his car is worth? A get lost?

I don’t know and honestly I don’t care. It was clear that we weren’t going to reach an agreement. I asked for the keys back three or four times before they were handed over so that we could leave.

We went to another, truly no haggle (but used only) dealership, who presented us with a written offer—good for seven days—for about half of what I originally expected. It’s possible that my research is suspect, but more likely that there simply isn’t much of a market for used SUVs, at least in the city of $3.20 gas.

So we’re rethinking our priorities and our options.

I’ll keep you posted.

UPDATE: the Scion Specialist called back and offered 80% of what I expected to receive on the trade. However, the offer was via a “friend at a competing dealership.” I’m not sure what’s going on, and it doesn’t mater. We’re not in a position where we must change vehicles, so I’m not inclined to accept this offer.

More Soon

2007-11-09T13:31:00.000-06:00

On Wednesday MrG finally got sick enough to go to the doctor for the first time since 2003 or 2004. This marks him as very healthy, very foolish, clueless about preventative medicine, or some combination.

Anyway, two prescriptions, a sheet full of homeopathic recommendations, and two solid days of rest and MrG is feeling quite a bit better. And he’s way behind at work.

All that to say, MrG is planning to write and post an obedience school update over the weekend.

Also, he’s planning to go car shopping on Saturday. He and PoMonkey have decided the time has come to trade in the SUV for something smaller, easier to drive/park in the city, and better on gas (average Chicago gas price currently $3.20).

MrG loathes car shopping.

Keep him in your prayers.

Obedience School, Week 3

2007-10-31T10:46:00.000-05:00

On the way to class we stopped by the post office to pick up some stamps for work. The Eliminator and MrG waited in the car while PoMonkey went in to make the purchase. It was a cool but not cold Fall evening, so MrG opened the sunroof and cut off the engine while waiting. The Jeep was parked on the street in a “standing zone,” so the hazard lights were on, as was the radio. After 15 minutes or so, PoMonkey returned, and MrG turned the key to start the engine.

Click, click, click . . .

By the way the idiot lights in the instrument cluster dimmed, it looked like the battery might be dead.

It took about 30 minutes for a very nice gentleman from AAA to arrive, and another 30 or 40 minutes for him to diagnose a dead cell in the battery and swap it for one of the replacement batteries in the back of his pickup.

So we missed class.

Maybe Kirsten the Trainer will let us make up the missed class.

Stay tuned.

Overheard

2007-10-30T09:06:00.000-05:00

When I was in DC there was a series of miscommunications that resulted in me having to wait for FastSigns to, well, make a sign. While waiting I got to spend about 20 minutes walking through The National Gallery of Art.

As I arrived, a group of high school kids was gathered in the lobby getting their assignment, which involved walking around, finding examples of various styles of art, and recording their thoughts.

I spent my sliver of time viewing an exhibition entitled “Crosscurrents: American and European Masterpieces from the Permanent Collection.”

At one point I heard one of the teachers explaining, “any painting that contains only one person is a portrait.”

Later, I heard a student who was standing in front of The Emperor exclaim, “man, every one of the paintings hanging in here is great!”

Uh, yeah.

Obedience School, Week 2

2007-10-29T13:24:00.000-05:00

Sorry this is late. As you may have heard, Mr. Ginger has been out of town (again).

As we pulled into the parking lot, we spotted the Vizsla dodging between cars, leash dragging along, human unit (possible hotel heiress) several steps behind. Once inside, Ms. Howard Johnson decided that rather than try harder, she would simply put the loop of the leash around her chair leg so that the canine could stray only so far.

This actually turned out to be fairly effective, as other attendees simply avoided what we might call her sphere of non-influence.

Within 20 minutes, Dominance Issues Duke had worked himself into such a froth that he literally frothed up his dinner. This led relatively quickly to the Shitzu following course. Later she “let it go” in the middle of the room, conveniently near the drain built into the middle of the floor. The Vizsla soon had a “go” too, but not near the drain. A mop was required.

Crazy dog seemed slightly less crazy tonight, at least until she spotted a cat on the other side of the glass wall of the training room. That’s right, one wall of the training room is glass, so that shoppers can look in on the goings on. While it might be great for selling people on the training classes, it does tend to hamper the actual training.

As for the evening’s lecture, it was kind of how-to dog-spa night. We learned about massaging our dog, brushing our dog’s teeth, and this unpleasantness.

Last week’s homework was to practice our praise phrase and “watch me.” Practicing the praise phrase involves repeating, in our case, “good girl,” while shoveling treats to the dog. We were told right up front that this would probably be the dog’s favorite training activity.

“Watch me” is similar, but it involves holding the treat near one’s own head and saying “watch me . . . watch me” before handing it over. This is some sort of attempt to get the canine to associate the term with gazing at the human head. Kirsten the trainer promises that it will be useful later.

Our in-class exercise was to perform the “watch me” in front of the group. The Eliminator did fine. Later, we had to trade canines with another human unit, perform “watch me,” and see how well the other dog did.

I ended up with Olive, who is just about twice The Eliminator’s weight. Most of the extra weight seems to be devoted to whatever muscle group powers tugging on the canine end of the leash.

This week’s homework: getting the dog to sit without saying the word. By holding a treat further and further over and towards the back of the dog’s head, the dog will eventually have to sit down. Ideally she will eventually associate the hand gesture with sitting and do it.

It really isn’t much of a problem getting The Eliminator to sit. Correctly assuming that sitting is basically the only command her human units know/understand, she sits whenever she wants something from us.

Spotted

2007-10-22T19:50:00.001-05:00

I may have mentioned that due to my trip to the District of Columbia, I missed some sleep. The truth is that I stayed up past 11:00 on Tuesday to watch Dickey on Letterman, because the last time I saw him on Letterman, it ended badly. (I didn’t know they patched things up a year ago.) I then slept very restlessly until 3:30, when I got up to get ready to head to the airport to catch the 7:00 am to DC. The long and short of it is that all day Wednesday I was operating on maybe 3 hours of sleep.

One of the curious side effects of this lack of sleep is that everywhere I went I thought I spotted famous people. At one airport, I thought I saw the first Mrs. Michael Jackson (not completely out of the realm of possibility). At the next airport, I thought I saw a man named Eli who lead a student group I was a part of in college (it was uncanny; I was a tad unnerved). On the Metro, I thought I saw Al Roker (OK, this one wasn’t that close). And at a hotel where I attended a meeting (but not where I’m staying), I thought I saw the mayor of New Orleans (actually, I’m pretty sure I actually did see him climbing into a black SUV outside of the Hyatt. Really. I’m not kidding.)

I didn’t remember until later that I had spent some time Tuesday on a favorite blog that had a couple of “recently spotted” posts (you know who you are, bird tare dog bone).

Lack of sleep does some funny things to my brain.

Obedience School

2007-10-17T21:39:00.000-05:00

At 4:30 this morning I was up, showered, shaved, and dressed (even wearing a tie). That’s right faithful readers; I’m off to our nation’s capitol on the first flight of the day (more on that later).

So well before the butt-crack of dawn, I’m all dressed and ready, outside walking the dog, trying to remember what we decided our code word would be to encourage the dog to, well, do her business.

Having a ‘bathroom’ code word was one of the pieces of advice we received last night at our first obedience class.

There are five other dogs in our class. The cast of characters are:

A male French bulldog named Duke who has "sharing and dominance issues." He was quite disruptive, growling and snarling at the other dogs all evening. He was an equal opportunity offender, pretty much snarling at every dog in the room. Interestingly, Duke’s human unit was the chattiest of the non-canines. I don’t know that there is any cause and effect, just an interesting correlation.
A very small Shitzu whose name I cannot recall. She was well behaved when not being directly snarled at. She, like her human unit was pretty quiet.
A young, energetic, and very friendly Vizsla, who was almost constantly pulling against her leash to go and meet/greet/play with the other dogs. In all honesty, her human unit didn’t seem to be trying all that hard. Imagine Paris Hilton with an untrained hound.
A mutt whose human said upon entering the room, “I apologize in advance. My dog is crazy.” This was after our trainer had come in and asked us to all move to one end of the room because a dog who is very nervous around other dogs was on her way in. By the end of the night the dog was quite literally climbing the walls trying to get out of the training room.
A pit bull mix named Olive (said her human, “because it’s my favorite food.” I don’t think this implies that she is considering eating her dog, but I’m not certain.) Olive was the only other dog accompanied by more than one human unit.

And, of course, Bailey. I may be a tad biased, but I think I call ‘em how I see ‘em. Honestly, Bailey and the Shitzu were by far the two best behaved canine units. The evidence for this is two fold: both dogs were at various times not only lying down quietly, but even laying on their backs for belly rubs. Second, they received the fewest treats. The dogs that were snarling and barking or responding to the snarling and barking got treats from the trainer to quiet them.

Our trainer is a young woman named Kirsten. She claims to have a small dog named Ella, but Ella wasn’t there. I’m not sure why I doubt that she even owns a dog, but I do.

As it turns out, the first night is all lecture, and it’s interesting to hear all of the conflicting dog advice. Someone mentioned that they heard a (somewhat) well-known dog trainer advise that you make your dog wait to eat until after you eat as a way to establish your dominance. I had heard the opposite: feed the dog first so he or she doesn’t beg for food while you eat. Kirsten the trainer said it doesn’t matter. I think we’ll keep feeding Bailey first.

Kirsten the trainer said that once your dog has peed and poo’ed you should go back inside. I heard that the dog will figure out that the fun of the walk ends when, well you know, and hold out as long as possible. Now I just don’t know.

At any rate, living in Chicago, Kirsten the trainer emphasized that in the dead of winter we will want to be able to get out and back in with the dog ASAP, and that having some key word or phrase that the dog associates with tinkling and doodling will be a welcome means of expediting the process. This I do not doubt. To make it work, whenever the canine [insert euphemism for uses the toilet], you say the word or phrase. Eventually the dog catches on (see Ivan Pavlov).

So last night PoMonkey and I discussed what word or phrase we might use. Kirsten the trainer had suggested “go potty,” the phrase she allegedly uses with Ella. (Again with the doubt. I just don’t know why.) Neither of us were huge fans of standing out in front of our condo building saying, “go potty.”

My take on this kind of thing is that it could literally be anything (dogs don't actually understand language), so I suggested the name of my new favorite TV show, Top Gear (which coincidentally has added a dog, known as Top Gear Dog, this season). We wisecracked through a few other options, but in the end, I told PoMonkey just to choose something and let me know.

4:30 am and I’m wracking my sleep-deprived brain trying to remember what she said. All I could come up with was eliminate, and for some reason I thought that I had to say it with my worst Governor of California impersonation – “You’re da eliminator and you must eliminate . . . ELIMINATE! ELIMINATOR!!”

On the way to the airport I related this story to PoMonkey, who reminds me that she chose the considerably less intense, let it go.

Ah, yes, let it go.

And so begins the adventure that is Obedience School. Seven more weeks to obedience bliss . . . Stay tuned.

New Spleen Vent

2007-10-11T11:12:00.000-05:00

For those few souls still reading MGMW, but not checking his other, even more fallow (if fallow can be described in degrees) blog.

How MrG Spent His Summer - September

2007-10-08T17:59:00.000-05:00

September started off with a bit of car trouble. On the 3^rd, one car decided that it simply could not run if MrG was not constantly pressing the gas. This makes stop and go traffic -- Chicago traffic -- nearly impossible to navigate. Two days later MrG drove it to the shop and it became apparent that the car changed its mind. This was fortunate as the service adviser at the shop said, “we don’t work on that model, they’re not well made, get rid of it, it’s a money pit.”

It’s currently running fine, but a likely candidate for a trade in for something smaller and better for city driving.

On the 4^th, the other car managed to open some kind of hole in its exhaust system, making it sound like some kind of motorboat. This is appropriate seeing as how the car is really a land yacht.

In late September, MrG and PoMonkey went on a work-related road trip (in a rental car) to Louisville, KY. MrG had only passed through Louisville once before, but it’s not a bad place to go to a convention. Lots of hotel space near the convention center, and lots of off-site food and entertainment options.

MrG spent most of his September free time on a writing project. No, not this blog.

You've quite likely already heard the other big news from September.

Hmm

2007-10-05T16:37:00.000-05:00

No Such Thing as Anonymous Blogging?

How MrG Spent His Summer - August

2007-10-02T20:30:00.000-05:00

MrG and PoMonkey were fortunate enough to have several people travel to Chicago and see them in August. They got to do a bunch of the touristy stuff in Chicago—Signature Room in the Hancock, boat tour of the Chicago River and Lake Michigan, Navy Pier, Michigan Avenue shopping, and more. We went to a Cubs game and while they lost, the bus ride to and from Wrigley Field passed through one of the, um, more colorful neighborhoods in Chicago. Saw the Bourne Ultimatum and Wicked (reviews forthcoming). Work/travel wise, MrG ~~infiltrated~~ attended the YearlyKos convention, which was held here in the Windy City. On the Saturday of the convention he saw all of the leading democratic presidential candidates in person. And yes, her voice is the like that in person too.

The Curious Incident of the Dog Biscuit That Nearly Resulted in PoMonkey Blowing Up Our New Condo

2007-09-29T10:47:00.000-05:00

One day in early August, PoMonkey was at home getting ready to go to work. I had left early to go to a meeting at the convention center. I don't think I mentioned that our new place in the city is a bit smaller than the last place we lived, so we've had to test out various placement of things. Case in point: the ironing board.

So PoMonkey is getting ready for work, ironing a shirt and doing a few chores around the house like drying clothes. As she was ironing her shirt, she smelled something unusual, as if perhaps something were burning. PoMonkey checked the dryer and found several pieces of dog biscuit rattling around with the clothes and stuck in the lint trap.

My family reunion this year was at my maternal grandparents' house, which is located on several acres in Virginia. My uncle lives there on the "farm" where there is a chicken coop, old pig pens, a couple of barns, and several dog kennels. At some point during the day, I walked down to the kennels to visit a hunting dog that my uncle had found, and I took a couple of dog biscuits with me to offer to Brenda (as my aunt who lives across the street has named her). It turned out that Brenda wasn't that interested in dog biscuits. When I offered her one, she simply sniffed it and walked away with out even touching it.

I guess I must have left the other dog biscuit in my pocket, and it ended up going all of the way through the wash and most of the way through the dry cycle. PoMonkey finished her ironing and left for work. As she was walking down the hall to the elevator, she thought, that unusual smell didn't really go away when the dryer stopped, and it didn't really smell like one would imagine a burning dog biscuit would smell; it was something more familiar.

That day she had set the ironing board up in the kitchen, right in front of the stove. When she returned to double check on the smell, she noticed that one of the burner controls was on, apparently having been bumped by the ironing board or some part of the ironing process. None of the burners were lit, so the condo was simply filling with natural gas.

Thank God she had second thoughts about that smell so that this story remains, The Curious Incident of the Dog Biscuit That Nearly Resulted in PoMonkey Blowing Up Our Condo.

Post Script – We now put the ironing board up on the other side of the condo, by the exercise bike and far away the stove.

How MrG Spent His Summer – July

2007-09-26T09:28:00.000-05:00

In July MrG flew on four different airlines, through six different airports in four days. Lesson: you can save a lot by purchasing one way tickets, taking advantage of airline code share flights, and MARC. Of course you ~~may~~ will pay for it with your time and sanity.

MrG stayed at Hotel Helix in between two of those flights/airports. Hotel Helix is a themed boutique hotel, whose theme is . . . Austin Powers' version of the late 1960s. The room included a leopard print robe and a faux bear skin blanket for the bed. Thanks Capt’n. At least a few people who have stayed there have found it fascinating enough to take and post pictures.

July also saw MrG get the worst sunburn of his life (while under an umbrella) at the beach. Finally in July, and actually spilling over into August, was the Curious Incident of the Dog Biscuit, which nearly resulted in PoMonkey blowing up the new condo. But that's another post for another day.

UPDATED: How Mister Ginger Spent His Summer

2007-09-25T12:05:00.000-05:00

Fall is here, and with it an accounting of how Mister Ginger spent his summer.

June – In June MrG traveled to Washington DC and Kansas City. The DC trip included staying at the hotel where President Reagan was shot in 1981. Interestingly (at least to MrG), the KC trip did not include actually entering Kansas. It turns out that Kansas City, MO is much larger than Kansas City, KS. MrG has somehow visited all of the states that border Kansas, but never Kansas. This is just the kind of odd fact that he not only keeps track of, but likes to share. Aren't you glad he finally posted something?!?

Late in June—actually on the first full day of summer—MrG and PoMonkey moved to downtown Chicago. They now live in a 75 year old warehouse that has been converted to condos. Their unit overlooks a rail yard, and from their deck one can occasionally see hobos gathering around campfires, eating from their bindles, and swapping stories.

Coming soon: July (planes, trains, and hotels), August (no travel for MrG), and September so far (automobiles).

Where Has Mister Ginger Been?

2007-04-15T17:00:00.000-05:00

As you may know, Mister Ginger has changed jobs. Finishing the old job and getting started on the new one has taken more time and energy than Mister Ginger anticipated, and has kept him from watching many movies and from blogging about even the few he’s seen. The good news is that the new job is going very well and it involves two hours every day on public transportation in one of America’s largest cities. The latter aspect will yield some real entertainment for you, dear reader.

For example, in just two weeks of riding the train, Mister Ginger has seen a guy sleeping on a desk in the middle of the downtown transit center (advertising), Mary Katherine Gallagher, and a guy riding the train, facing backwards, drinking a 24 oz PBR.

I hope soon to be back watching films, rating them, and occasionally venting my spleen about stuff.

More on Stranger Than . . .

2007-03-15T07:57:00.000-05:00

Bobby raises an interesting point about the ending of Stranger Than Fiction. If you haven’t seen the movie and you don’t want to know how it ends, stop reading now and don’t read the comments on the original Stranger Than Fiction post.

In many ways, Stranger Than is thoroughly postmodern, breaking down barriers between author and subject, inverting expectations, and toying (for lack of a better term) with features of modernity (boy meets girl story, the prevalence of Mies van der Rohe architecture, characters named for mathematicians, the playful GIU interface/overlay imposing structure on an unstructured world).

But I wonder; at what point does posmodernity lead to such an inversion of expectations regarding “Hollywood endings” that stories go full circle back to the Hollywood ending? The viewer recognizes that a story is postmodern (or perhaps quirky) and begins to anticipate that the story will not have the kind of ending where everything is wrapped up in a nice package. That is to say, this kind of quirky story usually (or in its best form, so the viewer thinks) has an ending that is, well, not fully resolved. Stranger, though, inverts the postmodern form itself, providing a happy ending—which is in reality the unexpected ending.

All that to say, as I watched the movie I was pretty certain that Harold would die. So when the author finds a way for him to live, that actually inverted my expectations regarding how a quirky, postmodern movie would play out.

Like I said in the beginning, Stranger Than Fiction would make a great discussion starter (there are many other things in the movie worth discussion if you don't enjoy discussions of postmodern story telling). Or maybe I just can’t enjoy a movie without over thinking it. But that’s why you love me.

Wow, this is like a real blog post. It must be the cold medicine.

The Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio -- B

2007-03-14T07:54:00.001-05:00

While I'm not in the target demographic (i.e., a woman), I found it to be genuinely sweet. Based on a true story, it is a warm story about a woman who holds her family (of 12) together by writing pithy jingles and overlooking her husband's not insignificant failings. Ladies will love it. Men will want to throttle the husband (a not so mellowed out Woody Harrelson) and tell him to snap out of it.

Jesus Camp -- B

2007-03-13T20:17:00.001-05:00

One of the most disturbing things I've seen in a long time. It's a documentary that purports to be about evangelicalism, but mainly focuses on a single pentecostal church and a camp run by that church's children's pastor. The children are bombarded with overly-emotional messages about God and country that they are too young and too immature to comprehend. They are simply worked into an emotional frenzy. Much of what the film demonstrates seems like little more than brainwashing.

That said, the film is very, very heavily edited. Reaction shots seem to have been inserted for effect, and in some cases clearly do not reflect actual responses to what is being heard in the film at that time. It strikes me that the film-makers may be doing some emotional manipulation of their own.

It's worth seeing, though, to understand the widespread (mis)perception of evangelicals.

Stranger Than Fiction -- A

2007-03-11T19:56:00.001-05:00

Interesting and well made film that becomes quite thought provoking in the end. Would make for a great discussion starter.

UPDATED: Shut Up and Sing — B

2007-03-01T15:15:00.001-06:00

UPDATE: I don't want to be misunderstood about liking the song "Not Ready to Make Nice." I like it because it so clearly spells out how I do NOT want to be. I DO want to be ready and willing to make nice.

This documentary about the Dixie Chicks, and their lead singer (Natalie Maines) shooting her mouth off about the President and the War in Iraq is pretty good, particularly if you’re into media and public relations. Lots of behind the scenes discussions about how to manage their image. Maines ultimately comes off well because she is more concerned with being honest about what she believes than with managing her image. While I disagree strongly with what she believes, it’s refreshing to see someone actually being honest and not simply saying what people want to hear. Of course that could all just be in the editing.

I’m also pretty sure I’ve come to like their big hit song, “Not Ready to Make Nice.” While—again—I don’t agree with the ultimate message of the song, I think that it realistically portrays the fact that forgiveness and reconciliation are hard work when sincerely undertaken. And I think that we’ve all had times when we felt like the chorus. The problem is when we allow ourselves to get stuck there.

I'm not ready to make nice,
I'm not ready to back down,
I'm still mad as hell
And I don't have time
To go round and round and round
It's too late to make it right
I probably wouldn't if I could
Cause I'm mad as hell
Can't bring myself to do what it is
You think I should

Also, it has a nice beat and one could dance to it.

Wow, Mister Ginger made a long post.

Babel – F

2007-02-27T22:44:00.001-06:00

Maybe I missed something, but I thought it was almost completely without merit. The confusion of languages serves to divide us and makes life difficult. Title: Babel. Subtle.

In the end, the viewer is left empty, wondering, is that it? That said, Brad Pitt does a very good job with his role. The music was minimal, and I think that it served the film well. By far the most redeeming character in the film was the guide from the bus. He takes Pitt and Blanchett to his village, works hard to get them the care that they need, stays with them until the ambulance arrives, and then refuses any compensation whatsoever. Otherwise, a real disappointment. Makes the contrivance that is Crash look good (at least it had a point).

The Departed – B-

2007-02-22T08:13:00.001-06:00

As the film started, I told my life-partner lady-friend that Scorsese’s movies are always violent, but the violence is not without consequence. While that held mostly true here, the violence ultimately seemed pointless. Which, of course, is what a world of pure evil would quickly degenerate to—not just an eye for an eye, but a life for an eye (see Genesis 4:23-24). Perhaps the film would have been stronger if we had seen more of the inner struggles of Costigan (DiCaprio) and Sullivan (Damon) (and perhaps even Dignam (Wahlberg) and/or Queenan (Sheen)). As it is, we're given (at best) only hints about inner struggles.

One reviewer claims the film is a commentary on who we truly are versus who we appear to be. This may not be far off, particularly given the not so subtle digs at the Roman Catholic Church throughout the film.

Style-wise, it’s great. Depth-wise though, not so much.

Clarification

2007-02-06T07:35:00.000-06:00

Several of you have written to say that, based on my recommendation, you've read The Sparrow. Most of you have also mentioned that you found it depressing. Well, yeah, that's probably true. The second book, Children of God sets what happened in The Sparrow into a different context, but CoG is not nearly as well written. If you pick it up, feel free to skip the chapters that are clearly not relevant to the plot from the first book (you'll know what I mean if you start reading the book).

Spoiler Alert
If you don't feel like wading through CoG then let me just say that it turns out that everything Emilio did and said on the alien planet was misinterpreted. As strange as it seems, they thought they were honoring him, and doing him big favors. Ah, miscommunication, ain't it great?!?

The Guardian - B-

2007-02-06T07:24:00.001-06:00

It mostly achieves what it sets out to do, which is to be entertaining and to give a tip of the hat to the under-respected U.S. Coast Guard. A little something for the guys (action and adventure) and a little something for the ladies (romance and Ashton Kutcher). Not great movie-making, but not awful either.

Mister Ginger found it interesting on another level, as parts of it were filmed in and around a city where he once lived and he recognized some of the locations.

Scoop - C+

2007-02-02T12:12:00.001-06:00

This is the style of movie I thought I was getting when I rented Match Point. Scoop has its moments, primarily one-liners, some of which are spoken as throw-away lines. If you're a fan of Allen, you've probably already seen it. If you're not a fan, this probably isn't the place to start.

Serenity - B+

2007-01-29T07:32:00.001-06:00

I've never seen Firefly (the TV show on which Serenity is based) so I went in to the movie with few expectations. It’s a space western in the mold of the original Star Trek, but considerably more western/outlaw. From what I understand, the film’s budget was somewhat limited, but the special effects are quite good. If you’re a fan of the various Star Trek franchises, Star Wars, Tom Clancy, and/or cyberpunk, you’ll probably enjoy Serenity.

You, Me and Dupree - B

2007-01-26T07:27:00.001-06:00

It had the potential to be as annoying as What about Bob, but somehow it comes of as quite a bit more likable. Michael Douglas does an Alec Baldwin-esq turn as an over the top father-in-law/boss. Molly's brief speech at the end of the movie was a tad counter-cultural (in a good way), even if it was not exactly consistent with Kate Hudson's real life.

Little Miss Sunshine - B+

2007-01-23T21:40:00.001-06:00

Today nominated for the Best Picture Oscar, Little Miss Sunshine is good. But one of the best five movies of 2006? I'm not sure. The best original screenplay nomination makes sense. Check it out.

Lady in the Water - B

2007-01-16T08:44:00.002-06:00

The least believable of the M. Night Shyamalan movies. While setup as a bedtime story for children, and indeed based on a book Shyamalan wrote, I tend to think some of the scenes are probably a bit intense for most young-uns. Self-deconstructing, and entertaining for the over 13 set, though.

Idiocracy - C

2007-01-15T12:55:00.001-06:00

Well, given the derivation of the title and the fact that it was written and directed by the guy who brought us Bevis and Butthead, I don't know what I expected. But since he also brought us Office Space and King of the Hill, I guess I hoped for more.

The movie does include an interesting critique of declining fertility rates among the affluent and well-educated. It is also, on the whole, a sort-of commentary on the kind of entertainment in which Judge usually traffics. But it's mostly idiocy.

The Devil Wears Prada – B

2007-01-12T15:48:00.001-06:00

So we’re supposed to believe that the former editor of the student newspaper at one of the top (if not the top) journalism schools can’t find a job in journalism? Well, maybe . . . suspending belief and all that (oh, and based on a true story, so . . .)

That said, it’s an interesting movie that shows the lengths one will go to in order to win the approval of another.

Here’s a review worth reading for its literary breadth as well as for the deeper implications the reviewer finds.

2007 Book Prediction

2007-01-12T09:07:00.000-06:00

I predict that my favorite book of 2007 will be this tome, due out in March.

2006 Book #1

2007-01-11T08:34:00.000-06:00

The Sparrow by Mary Doria Russell — Theodicy as science fiction. Really outstanding, highly recommended. Quite possibly my favorite novel of all time. I also read the sequel, Children of God, but found it much less satisfying.

My Favorite Books of 2006 Series
Intro and Worst Books
2006 Book #5
2006 Book #4
2006 Book #3
2006 Book #2

Book #2

2007-01-10T12:37:00.000-06:00

All the Pretty Horses by Cormac McCarthy is unlike anything I’d ever read (and not just because it’s a western). Yes, it is also a movie (which I’ve apparently failed to review here) but read the book; it’s better.

All the Pretty Horses is the first volume of McCarthy’s Border Trilogy, and I’m on the lookout for the other volumes as I visit used bookstores. McCarthy’s The Road is on a number of best books of 2006 lists, and ~~it is also on my “to buy” list~~ I’ve just purchased it. I finished McCarthy's No Country for Old Men in 2006 (at about 10:30 pm on December 31). Very good, but no Pretty Horse.

My Favorite Books of 2006 Series
Intro and Worst Books
2006 Book #5
2006 Book #4
2006 Book #3

Book #3

2007-01-09T21:29:00.000-06:00

Back to the book business . . .

My #3 book for 2006 is David Allen’s Getting Things Done: The Art of Stress-Free Productivity, which may prove to have more long lasting effects on my life than any book I’ve read in a while. I certainly haven’t found productivity to be stress-free, but there is much in the book that has improved my work habits. And 43folders.com, which is based on but as far as I know not officially affiliated with the book, is lots of fun (if you're into all that GTD stuff).

My Favorite Books of 2006 Series
Intro and Worst Books
2006 Book #5
2006 Book #4

Mr. & Mrs. Potcallingkettle - 100%

2007-01-08T05:45:00.000-06:00

The epic Mr. & Mrs. Potcallingkettle opened seven years ago today

John and Jane Potcallingkettle are an ordinary suburban couple with an extraordinary suburban marriage. But each of them has a secret: They are legendary assassins working for competing organizations. (21st Century Foxy)

What The Critics Said

The Hollywood Deporter —One swell couple!

USA Now — They convey a multi-faceted attraction, toss off clever repartee and dazzle audiences with their seemingly natural connection. And that's worth watching.

Chicago Moon-Vines — What makes it work is that they're able to find a rhythm that allows them to be understated and amused even during the most alarming developments.

The Bunion (A.V. Club) — An old-fashioned romantic comedy.

Scrubbington Post — A kicky, twisted thrill ride, with laughs.

Dreamiere —Features some of the best fight and chase footage you'll see.

Pillage Voice — Most entertaining!

Stone — Fluid and inventive. The stars are nimble enough to make their acrobatics credible.

Saloon.com — It's a lot like marriage.

Portly Oregonian — If the two most gorgeous people in the world alternately bantering and making out isn't enough to compel the attention of the average American moviegoer, then we are truly doomed.

Herald’s Miami — It’s perfect!

The Old Yarker — A triumph!

Rice-a-Roni Chronicle — The film is glossy!!!

2006 Book #4

2007-01-06T10:35:00.000-06:00

The Tipping Point: How Little Things Can Make a Big Difference by Malcolm Gladwell is a book that everyone should read. I don’t know of a better way to explain my recommendation other than to say that it unpacks much about the way the world of sales/marketing/advertising works, and it has ramifications for the way that we communicate in many areas of our lives. I had actually listened to the book on tape in the summer of 2002, but I wanted a print copy for reference, and I wanted to refresh my mind on the content, so I read it again in the summer of ’06.

2006 Book #5

2007-01-05T07:34:00.000-06:00

Caught up in the hype over the movie Capote, I read In Cold Blood (which someone very kindly loaned me). The book is excellent, and the movie makes a heck of a lot more sense once you’ve read the book. (It is also possible that the movie made no sense the first time I saw it because I was watching it on a red-eye flight at 2 AM).

and Other Stuff

2007-01-04T09:12:00.000-06:00

I do have a list of movies I’m working on reviewing, but in the mean time, how about some book info?

I was able to read a number of very good books in 2006 (and I read some real stinkers, too). Doubtless, a trip to a certain city-state helped me get more reading done than I would have otherwise. Also, learning to let skimming suffice on a number of books, as well as letting myself skim/skip to the end of lame books both helped.

Over the next few days I’ll post my top five reads for 2006. For today, though, how about a list of bad books?

Galatea 2.2 by Richard Powers — I know that Powers is a certified genius, and this book is probably a rare work of true greatness. But all of that escapes me when it’s so boring I can barely force myself to continue skimming.

Confessions of a Memory Eater by Pagan Kennedy — Similar to Galatea 2.2 in a number of ways (ploddingly slow), but with the advantage of being shorter. Kennedy tries very hard to write clever turns of phrase, but it simply doesn’t work (said the pot, calling the kettle black).

Finally, Michael Crichton’s Next. This Aussie review sums it up as well as I could, if I were to write a full review.

So, tomorrow, the top 5 countdown begins. And more movie reviews soon. Really, I mean it.

The King – 50%

2006-10-14T10:58:00.000-05:00

This movie is trying way too hard. I’m listening to the writer and director commentary now, and it’s only making it worse. I’m thinking of changing the score to 30%.

Googling around for other perspectives on the film—maybe it’s great, and I just don’t know it—I came across a review that says everything I want to say, better than I could say it.

If you’re really into film, it’s probably worth watching for a what not to do perspective. If you’re looking for something entertaining, read the review. Best line (from the review):

I really wanted to like William Hurt in this like I did in "The Village" or "A History of Violence," but when his character is little more than an obvious amalgamation of screenwriting contrivances, a familiar face can only go so far. Nice chopstache, though.

Match Point — 88%

2006-09-24T19:54:00.000-05:00

Not at all what I expected. Interesting on a number of levels. Of most interest to Mister Ginger, the pride of place given to luck, and the theological and philosophical questions that raises. I’d love to moderate a viewing and discussion on Match Point. Highly recommended.

Benchwarmers — 25%

2006-09-24T19:52:00.000-05:00

Mister Ginger's advice: never make the first draft into a movie. If this was not the first draft, then WOW, the first draft must have really sucked.

Even though I’ve rated this movie poorly, it’s probably worth watching to see Reggie Jackson destroy mailboxes. Also, I’ll admit there’s a good-hearted idea in the movie, it’s just buried beneath several layers of suck.

Kind of a Movie Watching Spleen Vent

2006-09-23T09:30:00.000-05:00

Josh Levin, Slate.com’s sports nut (associate editor), hates the Garden State, Scrubs, and now Last Kiss guy:

“If Zach Braff is the voice of my generation, can't someone please crush his larynx? . . . Never has the voice of a generation had so little of substance to say.”

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby — 70%

2006-09-18T21:30:00.000-05:00

I don’t think it’s quite as good as Anchorman (it has a few more lulls that last a little bit longer), but I do think it’s going to get funnier with repeated viewings. Highly quotable, although not as much as, well, another movie I could name.

Ricky Bobby: I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket.

Ali — 50%

2006-09-18T21:22:00.000-05:00

I really expected to like this movie, but was quite disappointed. It lived up to my expectations regarding stylized shots, and it had a great cast. But the story was told in such a fragmented way that you really had to have a prior grasp of the events in order to make any sense of it. I don’t think I need to be spoon fed, but I need a few more context clues and a tad more continuity.

Syriana — 80%

2006-09-18T21:16:00.000-05:00

I heard that this movie was terribly confusing, but I found it quite follow-able. I’m hoping to see it again. A tad nihilistic, though. And worst manicure ever!

A History of Violence — 35%

2006-09-18T21:13:00.000-05:00

Watching the extra features it’s clear that we are supposed to think that A History of Violence an important cinematic statement. Unfortunately, watching the movie all I could think was, “this is a total piece of crap.” Judging from metacritic.com, I’m the only one, though. Maybe it needs a second viewing.

The Final Cut — 65%

2006-09-18T21:08:00.000-05:00

Interesting concept, but I’m not sure it plays out as well as it could. Perhaps if the writer and director weren’t the same person one of them would have corrected the flaws of the other. Also, it would have helped if they had spent more that $5 on Jim Caviezel’s beard.

What choices have you made based on a strong childhood memory? How do we know things really happened exactly the way we remember them?

The Manchurian Candidate — 50%

2006-09-18T21:07:00.001-05:00

Great job by Denzel Washington, but Liev Schreiber and Meryl Streep are way too creepy. I still want to see the original, which I suspect is considerably better (come on, it has Sinatra!).

THX 1138 — 90%

2006-09-18T21:07:00.000-05:00

George Lucas’ student film, extended to feature length. Way ahead of its time. You should see it. View the trailer here.

50 First Dates — 83%

2006-09-18T21:01:00.000-05:00

Unconditional love isn’t what I expect to find in an Adam Sandler flick. But there’s plenty of what I do expect — Wyclef Jean redoing tunes from the 80s. And pot jokes.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind — 95%

2006-09-18T20:55:00.000-05:00

A favorite. I watched it three or four times in a week (I moderated a couple of different discussion groups on it), and it’s tight. More enjoyable each time. And it raises important questions of memory and identity -- bonus!

The Corpse Bride — 87%

2006-09-18T20:54:00.000-05:00

I don’t usually like movies where there is spontaneous singing and dancing, but somehow it works for me when it’s stop motion. Plus Tim Burton’s aesthetic is pleasingly unique.

A Beautiful Mind — 85%

2006-09-18T20:50:00.000-05:00

While I like this movie I do wonder if Crowe’s performance here and in Cinderella Man can simply be interchanged. Maybe they’re just simular. I also wonder how it would have looked with a different director, say Michael Mann. I suppose that's a game that can be played all day, though.

Impostor — 5%

2006-09-18T20:48:00.000-05:00

It’s awful. Apparently they originally made a 15 minute short and somehow got funding for another 80 minutes of film, which they managed to use up without adding a single interesting element. If they’d stopped at 15 minutes I could have given it a 25 or 30%.

Cheese Whiz!

2006-09-13T21:48:00.000-05:00

I’ve fallen behind again. Here’s another list (and, no, I haven’t forgotten about the last list, I’ll get to it I promise).

The Office (the British version, both series and the Christmas special)
End of the Spear and Beyond the Gates of Splendor
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
The Office (the American version, season 1)
Arrested Development (season 3)
Seinfield (season 4)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
RV
Bridezillas

I currently have, but have not yet watched:
Ali
Born into Brothels
The Chronicles of Narnia

No, Talladega Nights isn’t out on DVD yet. We splurged on a rare trip to the theater.

While I mentioned in my list several TV shows I’ve watched on DVD, I’ve never reviewed TV shows here. What say ye? Does anyone care what Mr. Ginger has to say about TV on DVD?

Thanks for stopping by. More soon. I mean it.

High School Musical — ??%

2006-08-21T21:43:00.000-05:00

I’m not exactly in the target demographic for this movie. In fact, I’m so not in the target demographic that I can’t possibly rate it. None of you who know my life-partner lady-friend will be surprised to know that she loves it. And that she loves me for giving her the DVD for her birthday.

I’m Back

2006-08-21T21:42:00.000-05:00

Well, sort of. There has been quite a bit of transition at my work and it’s keeping me quite busy. But I hope to manage a little more posting . . .

Where is Mister Ginger?

2006-07-12T09:49:00.000-05:00

In his office. He’s preparing for a conference this weekend, and he is completely swamped.

Have no fear though. I’ve been watching lots of movies. (I’m doing a talk on movies at the conference). Just this past weekend I watched:
Impostor
A Beautiful Mind
The Corpse Bride
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
50 First Dates
THX 1138
The Manchurian Candidate
The Final Cut

I had previously seen all of them except Impostor and The Corpse Bride. I’ll do a write-up on each of them sometime. Also, I need to post an entry for A History of Violence, which I watched just before all of the conference craziness began to press in on me, and Syriana, which I watched while out of town.

Thanks for stopping by.

The Exorcism of Emily Rose — 70%

2006-06-19T22:14:00.000-05:00

DVD viewed June 16, 2006. I’m not a big fan of horror movies, in fact, I really don’t like them at all. I had heard, though, that this movie was really a courtroom drama, not a horror film. Well, yeah, it has courtroom drama, but it has a dose of horror too (more than I expected, at least). It doesn’t seem to have been warmly received by “critics,” if you believe Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic, but I’d say it’s probably worth seeing, as it raises some interesting points for discussion regarding the nature of faith, belief, and the supernatural.

North Country — 60%

2006-06-15T10:15:00.000-05:00

DVD viewed Jun 13, 2006. Difficult to watch in parts, but it’s difficult material. I would have scored it higher but some of the dialogue, particularly in the climactic courtroom scene, just didn’t ring true. (It’s probably due to the compression of actual events.) Also, the wigs were so awful, and—my familiar complaint—the accents were spotty. Mostly this is just nit picking, but I do think the movie would have been better if they’d spent more time on the dialogue. The pro-life messages in the last act were unexpected and interesting. Anyone else like to see a movie that focuses on whatever went on in the lives of Kyle and Glory?

To End All Wars — 85%

2006-06-12T21:33:00.000-05:00

DVD viewed June 11, 2006. Powerful. Well made. See it.

This is a movie I’ve heard a lot about, and honestly I can’t believe I’m just now seeing it. I’d like to watch To End All Wars and Saints and Soldiers back-to-back to compare and contrast.

Glory Road — 55%

2006-06-11T21:31:00.000-05:00

DVD viewed June 11, 2006. Haven’t I seen this movie before? I know it’s based on a true story, but I kinda wish that someone other than D*sn*y was behind it so that it wasn’t told in such a formulaic way. Particularly with a true story, there’s got to be a fresh angle the filmmakers could take. Anyway, if you do rent it, be sure to watch the extra features, which contain interviews with some of the actual people involved in the real story. (The extra features earned Glory Road an additional 10 points.)

The Big White — 40%

2006-06-10T11:51:00.000-05:00

DVD Viewed June 9, 2006. Never heard of it? You’re not alone. IMDB doesn’t have a poster image, Ebert didn’t review it. Black comedy, good cast (Robin Williams, Holly Hunter, Giovanni Ribisi, Tim Blake Nelson) and a few funny setups/scenes/lines. But it’s kind of like they made the movie based on an early draft of the script. Best part of the whole thing is Holly Hunter’s character, who shouts obscenities almost non-stop in an apparent effort to fake Tourette’s.

Two for the Money — 40%

2006-06-05T06:59:00.000-05:00

DVD viewed June 3, 2006. First off, I don’t know how this movie got into my renal Q. I assume it was a suggestion based on other movies I’ve rented, and I took the bait. What could I have rented that made those bozos (or that bozo computer) think I’d like this?

Anyway, while the movie is entertaining in parts, overall it’s like watching a series of related but somewhat random scenes. There’s just something missing. I assume the rest of the story is on the cutting room floor. (They had to get it down to 122 minutes somehow, right?) Of course, I’m not a big fan of sports, betting, sports-betting, or seeing McConaughey without a shirt, so I may not be in the target demographic for this one.

Good Night and Good Luck — 80%

2006-06-03T11:27:00.000-05:00

DVD viewed June 2, 2006. I liked it. It may have been a little overly political, particularly when the director went of on a bit of a rant at an awards ceremony. At least the movie acknowledges the fact that we are all hypocrites.

I had to take points off for the guy who played McCarthy, though. A completely incompetent actor. Really, an absolute void of ability.

S1M0NE — 60%

2006-05-29T17:28:00.000-05:00

DVD viewed May 28, 2006. Interesting, but the satire falls a little too flat for me.

Murderball — 90%

2006-05-28T17:27:00.000-05:00

DVD viewed May 27, 2006. One of the most entertaining documentaries I’ve seen. Highly recommended. The extra features are, well, of varying quality.

Derailed — 10%

2006-05-27T17:25:00.000-05:00

DVD viewed May 26, 2006. A steaming pile of dung! Completely predictable. I was actually saying the lines before the characters. Hint, it’s a scam; she’s in on it. Oh, woops, spoiler alert. I rated this a 10% because I can imagine that somewhere there are worse movies. I don’t want to see them, though. Now if they wanted MST3K it, you might have something.

Shopgirl — 25%

2006-05-25T17:24:00.000-05:00

DVD viewed May 24, 2006. Steve Martin’s fantasy life on screen. Jason Schwartzman’s nuttiness in the first act is the only redeeming quality of this film. Otherwise, really terrible.

Rumor Has It — 50%

2006-05-22T17:23:00.000-05:00

DVD viewed May 21, 2006. Entertaining in parts. Not great.

Butterfly Effect — 80%

2006-05-22T17:21:00.000-05:00

DVD viewed May 21, 2006. Thought provoking, but a GIANT FREAKING PLOT HOLE. In the end, are we supposed to believe that the world would have been better off if he’d never lived?!? Can’t we accept that our lives impact other lives, and others impact ours? Sometimes the impact is positive, sometimes negative.

Movie Trailer

2006-05-18T07:56:00.000-05:00

New — or newly imagined — comedy, 10 Things I Hate About Commandments. View and enjoy the trailer at You Tube.

Warning: Contains F-bomb. You have been warned.

Cold Mountain – 50%

2006-05-16T13:05:00.000-05:00

DVD viewed May 13, 2006. For each thing I liked about this movie (scenery, soundtrack, some of the performances), there was something I hated (editing, accents, some of the performances).